them: “i don’t like holden caulfield.”
me: “YOU ARE HOLDEN CAULFIELD.”
Lololol Edward Cullen. Are you kidding me, John?
Edward Cullen is a moron. He can go die in a hole. He’s not a guy I’d wanna date at all.

them: “i don’t like holden caulfield.”
me: “YOU ARE HOLDEN CAULFIELD.”
Lololol Edward Cullen. Are you kidding me, John?
Edward Cullen is a moron. He can go die in a hole. He’s not a guy I’d wanna date at all.
Lololol Edward Cullen. Are you kidding me, John? Edward Cullen is a moron. He can go die in a hole. He’s not a guy I’d...
Oh god this is making me...Holden more SLOWLY STARTING TO GET THE POINT OF THIS BOOK...